BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE!
Jul
26
some restaurants go out of their way to make me sound like an idiot. why do restaurants need to give stupid titles to their menu items? no, i dont want to order the “kickin’ chicken” just give me the goddamn spicy chicken sandwich!
….its something i wont deal with!
(this is not an arson threat!)
Jun
24
check this out. fresh out of milwaukee:
Ray Nitti- Bow
reviews?
pimpplayer08 thinks “2:42 was the shit”
Jun
23
i cant even believe that its been over a MONTH since ive posted anything! ill catch you up… my last post was written while i was still in london and waiting for my family to visit. ya da ya. spent about 2 weeks in london. my flight was cancelled. so i was left alone in london for an extra night-had a good time, got on the express ‘train’ to the airport, navigated my way through the airport to the check in, checked in, passed security, and sat and waited for my flight. my mother though i should get to the airport about 3 hrs ahead of time because she’d heard that it takes quite a long time to get through the airport. well…from the time i got off the train at the airport to the time i was sitting watching the board for my flight, only 30 minutes had elapsed. soo i was alone in the airport for 2 1/2 hrs; nautious and nervous, not wanting to come back to america. finally my flight was ready.
proceeded to my gate and took my seat. eventually i landed in chicago. passed through customs, checked back into america and walked outside. i then caught a bus to milwaukee. and here i am.
soooo…now im back at the pool for another summer,
lifeguarding and teaching children synchronized swimming…it doesnt work. i went to the pool to teach my lessons this morning and it was over 100*F…fucking HOT! trying to stay hydrated, drinking lots of water, but the heat is still making me so sick and nautious i cant even eat. which is alright. i just am thankful that i spend summers in milwaukee as opposed to st louis where i spend the rest of the year. best of both worlds: not the aweful stl summer, not the terrible wisconsin winter. cha! so thats my summer.
as my friends mother evie said “our neighborhood is being taken over by dogs and children.” i havent seen many children, but damn, everywhere i look theres a dog! next-door is my favorite little chihuahua, gracie and a rescue dog, maggie, i dont know what she is, black lab? but shes smaller than that; we cant be sure what she is. in my backyard we have 3 dogs! angel, fat-ass beagle…she seems sad. cammie (cameron),however you spell shit-su the only boy in the neighborhood, and sofia a pit-bull mix, but shes so nice and shes very smart..i love her! well…i love all these puppies! across the way, the next block over is one of those dogs with the curly-q tails. WELL. a couple of weeks ago, i was in my bedroom which has a front facing window and is just above the garage. my mother was cleaning out the garage and this little dog came running into the garage and started barking her. i didnt see this happen, all i heard was barking and a loud scream (which sounded like a little girls). so i look out the window and see two or three kids in the front yard and this dog running towards them, they ran away and one of the girls yelled “sorry, thats our dog!” ….yeah! then keep your dog on a fucking leash or something! crazy. a few minutes later i walked downstairs to check on my ma, she was quite startled, but not injured. it was funny. i laughed the rest of the day about that. “SORRY, THATS OUR DOG!”
so i just discovered that this dog is a pug. like the dog from disney’s pocahontas-percy.
related…
haha, so theres about the dogs.
oh…sorry its been a while since a post…..
DEAL WITH IT!
Apr
29
and then i thought to myself after seeing a pigeon fly from a branch onto my building that damn, its unfair that disgusting pigeons are given the power of flight, and i am not.
my mother has always expressed her distaste for pigeons.
therefore, i dislike pigeons.
dont you?
…
and then i found this…
Apr
28
im not used to having this internet thing. all the people have left my building, except my roomate whose sister is also in the room and the girl who’s trapped in the basement by trash mountain.
pic.trash mountain
that window with the bars is hers.
so i have hiked my ass and computer upstairs to the room which was once occupied by a few friends. check out this sweet pad i got for a few days-a big chair, a large piece of furniture-just for me! the cushions on this old wooden chair are a little thin and stiff, so i folded up someones old comforter and now have an extra-cushy seat.
(also notice the nice blankie i have)
theres a table in here for me to put my computer and shit on,
i have kitchen access,
toilet access (thanks for leaving some toilet paper),
aaand i also have access to a balcony.
what do i get to see from the balcony? well, last night i actually saw some stars which i havent seen in a long time. so i saw a few stars, but i also saw a dipper, im not sure if it was the big or the small, but it was one of them, so that was exciting. the other day the people out back were having a barbeque, it looked like fun.
i also see the driveway for the parking structure of the marriot hotel. today i thought i smelled meat, or some kind of food. i looked out there later and saw a chef walking up that driveway. if i put the two together i would assume that we’re going to have a wedding tonight at the hotel? do they start cooking the food for a wedding at 1 or 2 in the afternoon? well..no. i guess it probably isnt a wedding. do people have weddings on tuesdays? i guess they could. we had a wedding this past saturday night, that was fun!
so thats what im doing. sitting in an empty room and using the balcony to creep on the neighbors. theres also a pretty birdie that flies around in the trees back there. i saw it land on a branch and poop. i once heard that when a fly lands on something it poops. it just poops whenever it lands? i dont know. but what if birds did that. do they?
Apr
25
remeber this? i didnt know this song was sung by a 9 year old boy
but it was.
sammie.
sammie:
a few years later, sammie made his way through puberty and ended up looking like usher?
usher:
things worked out all right…
SOULJA BOY TELL EM!
Apr
07
i have to sit through a lecture tonight from about 645-9(ish), tomorrow im taking a tour of the globe theater(theatre?)
AND THEN!
tomorrow NIGHT i fly out to brussels, spend the night, spend the day, spend the night, ride a train for about an hour and spending friday-tuesday in amsterdam.
upon my return, and depending on wifi access, ill have a few things to lay out. ive had bathrooms and bathroom situations on my mind lately.
REAL QUICK!
while i was walking into notre dame in paris, A FUCKING PIGEON FLEW IN BEHIND/OVER ME AND SWOOPED DOWN ON MY HEAD! see mom, thats what happens when i walk into a church-how am i supposed to feel?
